The Super Secret Racist History of…

I never was a big square dancer but in spite of its super secret, racist history I will continue to square dance if I have the chance. Even though I was indoctrinated into this white supremacist ritual at an early age, probably 1st grade if I remember correctly, why let Henry Ford and his lunacy kill a fun thing? After all, Ford was wrong thinking people didn’t get drunk, stumble around in the dark and have wild sex with someone they just met at the square dance in a haystack afterwards. It happened I am sure. Square dancing provided a site of moral temptation to many.

In fact, the people who had the right idea on morals and dancing were the earlier Puritans who disdained all dancing. No dancing at all prevents moral slips! It also prevents FUN, which is also a tool of Jews conspiring to make white people subject to African secret sex rituals! Any kind of fun should be suspect. Square dancing might look like white supremacy unleashed but I do contend it is actually a rank and bottomless pit of amoral instinct unleashed by bodily motion. After all anything involving movement of the body might be linked to Africa. Or, to secret European human sacrifice dances done before those pale savages were properly and (nearly) permanently made into dour if earnest handmaidens to Christ. So since dancing is just risky, no matter which way you look at it, I will continue to risk my morally upright character and dance. All dances, all national dances, all countries and styles! However, I will not polka dance. That is too square and corny. No way. A lively square dance, preferably in the company of goofy white people in funny hats — can be sexy and most importantly NOT CORNY in the right circumstances I guess… 😉 Corny is the limit for me. But corniness is socially constructed to one degree or another. I think…